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gatorbiscuits:

one time i said the word “fuck” on facebook and my mom texted me this

gatorbiscuits:

one time i said the word “fuck” on facebook and my mom texted me this

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cucumberbatchin:

do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off

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kendrug:

dont tell me how to live my life

kendrug:

dont tell me how to live my life

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sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

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edwad:

which boob is the clitoris

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Cop:Have you been drinking?
Me:I been drankin'
Cop:Surfbort
Me:Surfbort
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imagine walking into class late one day and your blog is up on the projector 

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kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

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